![]() Wives are naturally born to manage properly and I tell you for free that if your bride says “honey, have you tried doing it this way” she actually meant do it that way while hiding her angry face behind her angelic beauty. Let me give you some of my funny marriage tips for the groom although it doesn’t really sound like a joke when they say women are good managers, they are absolutely right with centuries of experience to back it up. Cmon man, you really going to sleep on that? Now your ego is going down the drain while forming “The Alpha”. You did it your way and got no success? You ever tried doing it the way your wife told you?Īha! I see you are still on that masculinity sh*t we talked about earlier. Remember she makes the home and her happiness automatically equals a happy home. This might look like funny marriage advice for the groom but in all honesty you have got to learn how to compromise and do what makes your wife happy. It’s simple, your masculinity or your happiness? Yes, that’s a gun to your head, now pick one.įor the sake of happiness in marriage, you have to occasionally (I ain’t gonna do you all that dirty) throw that masculinity thingy in the thrash-can because all that alpha male Sh!t isn’t going to work all the time. Well, I also think they are since you are such a joke! So, scratch that thought of laughing at the choices of your Mrs, you seriously think her choices are funny? Cmon man, have you forgotten? Seriously? This is funny marriage advice for the groom. Never laugh at your wife’s choices, because you are one of them! Not taking pictures of every single thing happening is a lot of fun to miss because the bloopers might actually turn out to be the funniest and memorable moments.Īlso, you never know what the camera might capture shhhh……. Have it at the back of your mind that everything doesn’t have to be beautiful or serious. This is special advice for the bride to be. Don’t want him to forget your anniversary? It’d be wise to get married on his birthday.Keep your mouth shut and checkbook open, that’s the key to a successful marriage.Funny thing is that a man ends up losing his bachelor’s degree and a woman acquires her masters.Understand nothing, but still, say: “I Agree!”.A blind wife and a deaf husband is what truly makes a good couple.Want to get her attention? talk to another woman!.Want him to do something? tell him he’s too old to do it *wink*. ![]() Want some time to yourself? Just give him something to eat.Marriage is a relationship where one person is always right and the other person is you know….Husband!. ![]() You are the head no doubt, but guess what? She is the neck (LITERALLY!).Marriage is a WORK-SHOP where the husband WORK and wife SHOP.Meanwhile, congratulations once again on your promotion from “When will you marry?” to “When are you going to have babies?”.You did it your way and got no success? You ever tried doing it the way your wife told you?. ![]()
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